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segunda-feira, maio 16, 2005

Criancinhas!!!

A primary school teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each
> >child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come
up
> >with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were
> >actually done by 6 year-olds, because the last one is classic!
> >
> >Strike while the ..........................insect is close.
> >
> >Never underestimate the power of............ants.
> >
> >Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.
> >
> >Better to be safe than......................punch an older boy.
> >
> > i f you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning.
> >
> >It's always darkest before..................Daylight-Saving Time.
> >
> >You can lead a horse to water but...........how?
> >
> >No news is..................................impossible.
> >
> >A miss is as good as a......................Mr.
> >
> >You can't teach an old dog new..............maths.
> >
> >Love all, trust.............................me.
> >
> >The pen is mightier than the................pigs.
> >
> >An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax.
> >
> >Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.
> >
> >Happy is the bride who.........................gets all the presents.
> >
> >A penny saved is............................not much.
> >
> >Two's company, three's...................... the Musketeers.
> >
> >Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed.
> >
> >Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..........you have
to
> >blow your nose.
> >
> >There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.
> >
> >Children should be seen and not.............smacked or grounded.
> >
> >If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries.
> >
> >You get out of something only what you......see in the picture on the
> >box.
> >
> >When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way.
> >
> >And the favourite:
> >
> >Better late than............................pregnant!